HAIR IS AWESOME
There is a dark epidemic sweeping this nation. Striking fear in the hearts of hair everywhere.
This growing trend of men suffocating the potential of their great hair must end. We can no longer sit idle and watch this happen. We must cut down the number one enemy of great hair. Hats. That’s right, HATS ARE DUMB.
Included in the umbrella of hats, we are also talking aim at beanies, berets, bowlers, bolero’s,
chef hats, fedora’s, top hats, viking helmets, sombreros, fruit hats, Santa hats, ski masks, or any other useless head garments that forsake your follicles.
AD: Curtis Pachunka CW: Lucas Tristao
CD: Erik Fahrenkopf CD: Sara Phillips
BEHOLD! THE HAT HOVERER!
We understand that saying goodbye to beloved/dumb hats can be tough The attachment to favorite sports teams or a friends struggling homebrew brand can evoke strong emotions. That’s why we’ve introduced a practical solution that lets you keep your hair looking great while still enjoying your favorite/dumb hat. Introducing the Hat Hoverer 2000XL. Because great hair should never be hidden.
